The Bad Fruitcake

I have this friend named Aaron G. His mom once made him a fruit cake. However he did not eat it immediately. He set it aside in his room for about 3 months and totally forgot about it. One day when he was cleaning his room he came upon it and decided it was a just reward for his spectacular cleaning of his room. Unfortunately the fruit inside had fermented and upon eating the cake he became quite drunk. Now this man does not drink so seeing him drunk was quite funny. He was quite the stereotypical drunk. All was funny until he decided that he was going to table dance. Unfortunately the table collapsed under his weight and he ended up breaking his leg. Ever since then he refuses to eat fruit cake but we all still laugh about this story. It was the most expensive fruit cake ever.