Fruitcakes are the worst gift you can give someone. Nobody likes fruitcakes, nobody eats them, nobody wants them. All they end up doing is taking up space in our trash cans.
America needs to do something about this before we find our landfills saturated with fruitcakes. They are a menace to society and are destroying our culture as we know it.
We need to boycott the companies that make and sell fruitcakes and shun anyone who buys them so they learn that to give someone a fruitcake is a travesty against humanity. The world would be a better, happier, and more fun place without fruitcakes.
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