Flying Fruitcake

by Court

This has got to be the funniest thing to happen on a Christmas holiday I have ever experienced! My great Aunt Millie loves to bake, and every Christmas she makes everyone in the family fruitcakes. Well, every year we have to make excuses to get rid of them before Millie wants us to try them and this particular year, Millie decided to give my sister's son Bryant one as well. Well, Bryant was only three years old, and he had absorbed what the family would do in regards and in reaction to the fruitcakes and once Aunt Millie put that cake into that boys hands he SCREAMS bloody murder and hurls it across the living room.